What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!!!
What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet, but nobody can touch it?
A rainbow!
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Sally sells sea shells at the seashore. How many S's are in it?
Zero.
What comes once in minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
M.
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Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
Ton.
There was a boy and his father in a car. The father looked at his son for a split second, then
the car was out of control. The father died but the boy suffered severe injuries and had to have surgery. The surgeon came
in and said, "I will do the surgery. This is my son." How could this be?
The surgeon is the son's mother.
Tomorrow is Sunday. What is 2 days after 3 days from yesterday?
Thursday
Seven is an odd number. How do you make it even?
Just take away the s.
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What is the difference between these two sets of letters? AEFHIKLMNRTVWXYZ and BCDGJOPQRSU
The first set of letters have no curves, they are all made of straight sides.
The second set has some curved sides and some straight, but they aren't all straight.
Soft as a petal Cotton falling from a tree The more I dry, the wetter I'll be. What
am I?
A towel.
-All contributed by Mindy Halawits, age 11, Moscow, Russia |
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